What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 11:19

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
No way
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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